mcelroy guest on hello from the magic tavern

'Do not … cast your pearls before swine' - Matthew 7:6.'What we've got here is failure to communicate' - Cool Hand Luke.King Leonardo and His Short Subjects, Biggie Rat and Itchy Brother.The Lion King's Timon & Pumbaa, Hakuna Matata.

'You've Got a Friend in Me' - Randy Newman ( Toy Story).

'My Lovin' (you're Never Gonna Get It)' - En Vogue.

'Bridge over Troubled Waters' - Simon & Garfunkel.

b/Rat Pitt the Titrat, killed by Usidore.

Templeton the Titrat, Bloviation's brother-in-law.

Francine the Werehog, Bloviation's sister.

Chatters, the bartender who is just a floating set of teeth.

The trio make a hasty departure out of town with the law at their backs. But when Arnie mentions he was recording the whole conversation, Bloviation panics: he spoken casually of crimes ranging from graft to murder. Eventually the drink is drunk, and the trio begins to depart. Arnie agrees, but then really drags things out. When the bar is out of clean glasses for its 22oz Harvey Wallbanger, Bloviation chooses one last favor to extract: the trio (or quartet, if you count Tiki-Arnie and his body separately) can continue on their way if he'll allow an orc to drink from him. Bloviation is also concerned with the preponderance of rats in town in general, so decides they've done enough to earn a bridge pass, but not before trying to extract another bribe and extort Chunt to remain as an enforcer. They talk to Bloviation for some time about his life, before he makes clear they can earn his favor by murdering his brother-in-law a rat named Templeton who runs the town tattoo parlor, and has large breasts.Ĭhunt and Usidore both sneak off to kill Templeton during the break, but soon discover they have killed the wrong 'titrats' in a case of mistaken identity (apparently all rats in the town are equally busty). They are approached by Bloviation Jones, a Were-Hog and the Sheriff of Vestoon county, clearly looking to be paid off for a series of minor infractions and fees. Chunt confirms that Eggy-Baby remains at Jizzlenob. The tavern sits near a river and bridge, and they need a bridge pass to continue their journey. Tiki- Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore are in the tavern The Deviated Scepter, in the fiefdom of Vestoon, en route to the Library of Meridanth. A small town pig-sheriff-man shakes down the boys.

Mcelroy guest on hello from the magic tavern